Dobson Furious, Lefties Declare Victory

The reviews are in: V-I-C-T-O-R-Y, cheer the Lefty Bloggers. Dems prevailed over their evil Republican overlords, and it's about time, isn't it? Dems don't emerge triumphant very often, so let's all give them credit where credit is due.



Only three of the five theofascist whackjob nominees will get new jobs with the federal judiciary in exchange for Democrats "preserving" the filibuster... so long as Republicans reserve the right to dictate the terms by which the filibuster can be used. So what if no one knows what constitutes "extraordinary circumstances."

Let's not get picky. What truly matters is this:

James Dobson is Angry!

The next time you aren't sure whether Democrats saved the day or just sold your ass down the river, use the Democratic Party Progress Scale.

Ahhh, the smell of democracy. Sweet, ain't it? So what if the filibuster is now reduced from a means of preventing mob rule to a mere theatrical prop. It's not as if Republicans will pull the same stunt the moment Dems push back on the next unqualified judicial nominee because they are, after all, honorable people who can be expected to live up their end of the deal.

And did I mention only three of the five theofascist whackjob nominees will get new jobs with the federal judiciary?

Now, let's get the party started. Has anyone seen the corkscrew?