from the Dept. of Solidarity

German police baffled by Bush poo-flags

"We have sent out extra patrols to try to catch whoever is doing this in the act," said police spokesman Reiner Kuechler. "But frankly, we don't know what we would do if we caught them red handed." Legal experts say there is no law against using feces as a flag stand and the federal legal experts say there is no law against using feces as a flag stand and the federal constitution is vague on the issue.

A damn fine idea. Probably a Gitmo offense here in the home o'the brave... or at least Taser-worthy.