I *could* be in trouble.

Yikes. I just saw "WEBTV.NET" on my Sitemeter. That can only mean one thing, because there's only one person on the globe who insists on using WEBTV: My mother.

If she saw any any jokes referencing acid or mushrooms, I'm in trouble. Thank goodness my brother is already in the family doghouse. It only accommodates one dog, and it's far too early for him to be paroled.

It is too soon for that, isn't it, Mom?