Local Ingenuity

Stricken with a mysterious neurological ailment which has attacked my ability to blog anything of note, and because I have no herb with which to combat said ailment, let us now turn to the Denton Record-Chronicle's Police Blotter:

Suspects at a business in the 1500 block of South Loop 288 ate a bag of Lays potato chips, drank a 20-ounce Dr Pepper and used a pregnancy test, according to a police report. The combined value of the items the suspects consumed was less than $15, according to the report.