Favorite Things, 2007: Failure

It must be a favorite, because I've had more of them than I could count this year. Personal and professional projects, ill-conceived and half-completed. Relationships both poorly maintained (sorry y'all) and completely severed, which, in a case or two, could just as easily be filed under Accomplishments (no one reading this). I had hoped to do a better job of reconciling the abysmal chasm separating my ideals from my lifestyle. A colossal flop, that was, but at least my guilt is tempered by an empty bank account.

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