Jonah Loses His Head
If you haven't been following the collision of fascist bootlicker Jonah Goldberg with Middle East expert and liberal extraordinaire Juan Cole, you're missing the Feel Good Event of the year.
What a pleasure it's been watching Cole draw and quarter the puffy, translucent Goldberg. Hopefully, the next bloviating know-nothing from The Flying Monkey Right is already making preparations to succeed where the human maggot Goldberg failed so miserably. Whoever shows up for the next cage match had better get their affairs in order first.
Most likely, though, the next would-be hired gun is whimpering under a desk at Pepperdine or The American Enterprise Insitute and praying to a merciful God the phone doesn't ring.
Like my sadistic brothers used to say after subjecting me to some cruelty or another, "When you play with the big boys, you're gonna get hurt."
"Alas, poor Jonah. I knew him well enough."
What a pleasure it's been watching Cole draw and quarter the puffy, translucent Goldberg. Hopefully, the next bloviating know-nothing from The Flying Monkey Right is already making preparations to succeed where the human maggot Goldberg failed so miserably. Whoever shows up for the next cage match had better get their affairs in order first.
Most likely, though, the next would-be hired gun is whimpering under a desk at Pepperdine or The American Enterprise Insitute and praying to a merciful God the phone doesn't ring.
Like my sadistic brothers used to say after subjecting me to some cruelty or another, "When you play with the big boys, you're gonna get hurt."
posted by Arvin Hill at 2/08/2005 01:30:00 AM
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