Bottom of the Pork Barrel

If they're good enough for soccer mommies, they're good enough for expendable soldiers. Who knew Rummy's vision of a technically advanced, lean, mean murder machine would include 24,000 Chrysler minivans and Pacifica's? America-hating liberals will be relieved to learn they're only approved for "light duty" in Iraq (because there's so much of that, right?). Armor optional, as always.

Thanks to Everett Volk of The Public Trust for the heads up.